what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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mooooh im a cow

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4/20.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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alert("The Game");

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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I am Skaldak!

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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