Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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I am Skaldak!

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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