Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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4/20.

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I am Skaldak!

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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alert("The Game");

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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