Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

how black is a black man? pretty black.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

Poverty.

what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? Poop

How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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