When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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I am Skaldak!

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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