whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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