ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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mooooh im a cow

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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4/20.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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