What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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4/20.

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I am Skaldak!

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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alert("The Game");

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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