The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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