What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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