I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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I am Skaldak!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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4/20.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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mooooh im a cow

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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