Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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