Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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The Holocaust.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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6

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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4/20.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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