Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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