Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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