whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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