What's brown and sticky? Poop

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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