Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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alert("The Game");

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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