Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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4/20.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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