Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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the WNBA

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Anti Joke

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