What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

your a towel.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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