- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

guess what what? nothing.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

what is big and white? the moon

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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