- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Hippopatomous!

Woman's rights

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Where's my shotgun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

i eat poop

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Hi my name is Jim

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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