whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Smart Blondes

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Dick spice

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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