Are you a human?

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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