Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What's 9+10=? 19

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Can you see this brett? Connor

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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