- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Guess what? No.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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