What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

YOLO MAH BROLO

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Gadaffi

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A jew go out of a bar

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How did the girl die? 25.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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