Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Hippopatomous!

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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i eat poop

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Where's my shotgun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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