q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

i love huge wieners.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

a man walks into horse bar

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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