Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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