- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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