What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Anti Joke

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