A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Christians pornstars.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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you will now laugh.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What abou three times

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Nobody cares.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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knock knock go away ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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