When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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