What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

I saw a shovel once.

hey bill!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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