Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Your social life

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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