What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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a man walks into horse bar

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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