No. Yes.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

9/11

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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