- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

i love huge wieners.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Guess what? No.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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