What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Gadaffi

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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