How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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