- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

No it isn't.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Six million.

Woman's rights

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Hippopatomous!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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