- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman's rights

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Hippopatomous!

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Where's my shotgun

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

i eat poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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