Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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