Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Hippopatomous!

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

i eat poop

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Where's my shotgun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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