- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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