- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

A child with cancer grows up.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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