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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What's funnier than poop? More poop

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

"Up to 50% off."

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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