Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Smart Blondes

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Women's rights

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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