Sorry boss

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

you will now laugh.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

marshal sterio had sex

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

The Irish man was sober.

Society.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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