What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

No. Yes.

Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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