Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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