Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Hippopatomous!

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¿melano?

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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