What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

I'm a like whore

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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