- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Garry Glitters on here

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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