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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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