- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Woman's rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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