What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Women.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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