- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Guess what? No.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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