What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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hey bill!

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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