- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

i eat poop

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Hi my name is Jim

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Poop

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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