- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Women.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

A child with cancer grows up.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Women's rights...

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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