The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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