Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Where's my shotgun

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

I saw a shovel once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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