- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

No. Yes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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