- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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