- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

I grammer is gooder then yours.

i eat poop

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

I saw a shovel once.

guess what what? nothing.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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