so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

brian mcgee is gay!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

hi. thats what she said.

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