- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Guess what? No.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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