don't look behind you

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Women.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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