- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Wats a joke?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Hi my name is Jim

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

FAP

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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