Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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