whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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So. The gays. ...

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im a selling a car

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Blarg

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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