- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Guess what? No.

Hey

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

No. Yes.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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