Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Potato.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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