- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

I'm a like whore

hey bill!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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