- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

I saw a shovel once.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

hey bill!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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