what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What's a small person? A midget

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Society.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

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