- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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