If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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I saw a shovel once.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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guess what what? nothing.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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