I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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