- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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