- Anti Joke

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

No it isn't.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

No it isn't.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

YOLO

Woman's rights.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

No it isn't.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering