- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

black people

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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