- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

I saw a shovel once.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

guess what what? nothing.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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