- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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