Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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don't look behind you

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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