why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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