What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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