- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

I know a black girl named beyonca.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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