- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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