i eat poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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