- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What is 2+2? 4!

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

whats brown? poop.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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