- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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