What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Garry Glitters on here

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Poop

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What's 9+10=? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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