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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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