The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Who has downs this joke

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Alt F4

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did I get raped

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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