We didnt star the fire ...........

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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fabien

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Society.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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