Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Jared Gough is a slut

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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