- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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