What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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baby loves lalma

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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