A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Women.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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