What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Guess what? No.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Anti Joke

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