- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Enchilada

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Civil Rights.

Women's Rights

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Hippopatomous!

asparagus

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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