How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Woman's rights

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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