A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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The penn state football administration

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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