- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Guess what? No.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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