A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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your a towel.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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