- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

i eat poop

I grammer is gooder then yours.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Gabe Mercado

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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