- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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