What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Which one is hardest?

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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