why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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