I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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