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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Matt Damon

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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