there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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