- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

i love huge wieners.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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