A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Women

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Gabe Mercado

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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