How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

9/11

A child with cancer grows up.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Women's rights...

whats better than 24................. 25

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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