Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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68 :)

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Chuck Norris.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Where's my tractor?

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Thanks

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Anti Joke

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