There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Society.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Women's rights

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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