What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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