What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Where's my tractor?

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Gadaffi

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Anti Joke

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