- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club...

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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