what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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No. Yes.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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9/11

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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