why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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