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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Woman's rights.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

No it isn't.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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