Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

I saw a shovel once.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

guess what what? nothing.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

what is big and white? the moon

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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