Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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