Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

hey bill!

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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