Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Woman's rights.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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