the jokes are repetitive on this site

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

9/11

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dear Board of education, so are we.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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