- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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