Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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