You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What's a small person? A midget

Nobody cares.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Women's Sports

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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