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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Women.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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