- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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