Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Society.

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