Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Women Voting

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why?

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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