What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Guess what? No.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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