Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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