- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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