What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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