What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What's 9+10=? 19

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Can you see this brett? Connor

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Matty B

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