Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Woman's rights

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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