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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Penis.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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The Irish man was sober.

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knock knock go away ok

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Potato.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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