This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Woman's rights.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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