Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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fack me!

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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9/11

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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