How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

9/11/2001

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

guess what what? nothing.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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