what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

i eat poop

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

I saw a shovel once.

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