- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Women.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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