- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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