I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

don't look behind you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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