What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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