What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What is 2+2? 4!

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

what's red and blue? your heart

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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