- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i eat poop

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Hi my name is Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

guess what what? nothing.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Poop

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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