- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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