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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

what is big and white? the moon

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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