How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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9/11

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Anti Joke

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