Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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I have a crush on my dad.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Enchilada

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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