Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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