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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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