- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

My mom caught me masturbating.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

whats brown? poop.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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