Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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