- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

guess what what? nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Good.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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