yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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9/11

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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68 :)

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