- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

The horse said "nay."

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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