who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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baby loves lalma

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What abou three times

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Penis.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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