What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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George Bush.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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