What's after 9/11? 9/12

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's dead? Your mum.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

thumb_up thumb_down +28

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

7

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops