Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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