What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Women.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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