- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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