What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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