Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What abou three times

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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