Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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