- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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