Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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asparagus

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Gabe Mercado

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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