What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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T-Dog scare me

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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