hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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