- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What did the clock say? The time.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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