- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Guess what? No.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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