Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Matty B

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Video Games

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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