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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's dead? Your mum.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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