- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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