- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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