What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Dick spice

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Romney 2012

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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