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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Where's my shotgun

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

I grammer is gooder then yours.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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