A seal walks into a club.

im a selling a car

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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