Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

9/11

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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