A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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whats brown? poop.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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you

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

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