A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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George Bush.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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