Gadaffi

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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