What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Woman's rights.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Enchilada

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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