- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Garry Glitters on here

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What's 9+10=? 19

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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