- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Women.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

No. Yes.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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