- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

baby loves lalma

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What's a small person? A midget

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

marshal sterio had sex

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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