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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Women's Rights

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!