- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

What's a small person? A midget

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What abou three times

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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