What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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YOLO

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Woman's rights.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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