Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

69, hahaha

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

ha.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

guess what what? nothing.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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