Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Ass

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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