- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Jared Gough is a slut

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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