Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

knock knock go away ok

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Matt Damon

Cows go moo.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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