what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

the cast of the jersey shore

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Guess what? No.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

i love huge wieners.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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