What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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