Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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