Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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