Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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