When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Women Voting

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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why?

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Woman's rights

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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