- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

I have a crush on my dad.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Hi my name is Jim

Wats a joke?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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