Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

nine...eleven

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Gabe Mercado

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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