What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

We didnt star the fire ...........

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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