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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Alt F4

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

poop

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

NASCAR

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Alt F4

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare