what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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you will now laugh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Nobody cares.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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There's no "i" in tim.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Potato.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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