- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

I'm a like whore

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

hey bill!

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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