what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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