Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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68 :)

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