- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Gabe Mercado

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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