- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A jew go out of a bar

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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