what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

So. The gays. ...

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Nice weather we're having.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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