: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Are you a human?

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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