Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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fack me!

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Ass

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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No. Yes.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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9/11

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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