How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Where's my tractor?

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Knock knock. Death.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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The penn state football administration

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