- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Hi my name is Jim

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

God bless America, and no where else.

Who has downs this joke

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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