- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Cows go moo.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Potato.

George Bush.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

i love huge wieners.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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