What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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No it isn't.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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