- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

A baby seal walks into a club...

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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