- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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