What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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So. The gays. ...

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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