- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Guess what? No.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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