Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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69, hahaha

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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69

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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poop

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Woman's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I'm a like whore

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Alt F4

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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