Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Woman's rights

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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