- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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