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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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