- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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