- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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