- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

i eat poop

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

I grammer is gooder then yours.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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