have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Canida

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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