- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

fack me!

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

A black guy with his family.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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