- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What's a small person? A midget

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Ms. Smoot's class

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

marshal sterio had sex

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Smart Blondes

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Women's rights

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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