- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Where's my shotgun

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Hi my name is Jim

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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