- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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