- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Romney 2012

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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