whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Your mother is a man.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock. Death.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

The penn state football administration

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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