Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Dick spice

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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George Bush.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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