Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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God is real

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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you

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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