- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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