Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Anti Joke

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