- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Ass

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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