What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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69, hahaha

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Poop

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Anti Joke

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