- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A child with cancer grows up.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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