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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

A baby seal walks into a club...

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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