- Anti Joke

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash