Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Thanks

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Dislike this

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Nice weather we're having.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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minecraft

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