What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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hey bill!

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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whats brown? poop.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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