How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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