- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

ugh good riddance

Knock knock Come In.......

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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