Hippopatomous!

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Where's my shotgun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

i eat poop

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

I saw a shovel once.

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