how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Where is my tractor?

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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