chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Woman's rights

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Where's my shotgun

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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