What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Are you a human?

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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