AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Guess what? No.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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