- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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