Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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The Irish man was sober.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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