Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Hey

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Obama

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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