How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What is 2+2? 4!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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