- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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