- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did I get raped

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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