Wats a joke?

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Hi my name is Jim

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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FAP

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Who has downs this joke

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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