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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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