Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What abou three times

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Society.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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