- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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