- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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