- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Society.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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