What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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