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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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