Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

No. Yes.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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