What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

I saw a shovel once.

Looks through the peephole.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

hey bill!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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