- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Canada

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Women's Sports

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Your social life

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Women's rights

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

the cast of the jersey shore

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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