Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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