Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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hey bill!

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Hi

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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space is fun

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Black People.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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anti jokes

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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