why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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your a towel.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Women's Rights

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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