Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

what is the awesomest of them all? me

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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