Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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fabien

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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you will now laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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