whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Guess what? No.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Ass

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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