What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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