- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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