- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

i love huge wieners.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Guess what? No.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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