whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Wats a joke?

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Gabe Mercado

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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I saw a shovel once.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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guess what what? nothing.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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