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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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