A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Looks through the peephole.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Woman's Rights.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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