Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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