- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

the real mccoy

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Anti Joke

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