What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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