- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Can you see this brett? Connor

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