What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Women Voting

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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