- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Penis.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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