Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Society.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

the cast of the jersey shore

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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