- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Where's my tractor?

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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