What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Woman's Rights.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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poop

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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the real mccoy

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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