What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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