How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Where is my tractor?

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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