Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Dick spice

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Romney 2012

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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George Bush.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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