- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Your social life

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Women's rights

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

the cast of the jersey shore

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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