- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

The bird is not the word.... Its two

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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guess what what? nothing.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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