- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

George Bush.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Guess what? No.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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