- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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