the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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9/11

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Thanks

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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