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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

I saw a shovel once.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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