Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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