Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

a man walks into horse bar

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

i love huge wieners.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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