- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

God bless America, and no where else.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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