A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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poop

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I'm a like whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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