- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

black people

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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