Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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