whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

marshal sterio had sex

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

The Irish man was sober.

Society.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Romney 2012

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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