A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Woman's rights.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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