- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Society.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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