- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

haha, you're an orphan

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

The Irish man was sober.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

An Asian walks out of the library.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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