- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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