What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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God is real

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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