Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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you will now laugh.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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