Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What abou three times

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Society.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Women's rights

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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