- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Knock knock runs away laughing

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