What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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No. Yes.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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