- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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