How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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I saw a shovel once.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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hey bill!

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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