- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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