- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

fack me!

A child with cancer grows up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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