- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

We didnt star the fire ...........

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Christians pornstars.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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