Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Women.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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