- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

a man walks into horse bar

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??