Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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