Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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