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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

No. Yes.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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