What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why? Because!

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Woman's rights.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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