- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Poop

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Ha

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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