A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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a man walks into horse bar

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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