- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

feces

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Can you see this brett? Connor

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

No. Yes.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

George Bush does not care about black people.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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