What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Canida

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Where's my shotgun

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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