Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Penis

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Society.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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