A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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