- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's a small person? A midget

What abou three times

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Penis

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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