Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Are you a human?

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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