A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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The 19th Amendment

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Women Voting

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Alex Eggbert

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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