- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Jared Gough is a slut

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Your mother is a man.

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