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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Guess what? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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