- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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