How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Society.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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George Bush.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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