Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Penis.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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