What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Canida

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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the real mccoy

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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