what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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fabien

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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