- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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