What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Poop

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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