- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What is 2+2? 4!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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