- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

what is big and white? the moon

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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