Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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