- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Hippopatomous!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Where's my shotgun

i eat poop

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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