Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

poop

the real mccoy

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

hey bill!

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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