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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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