Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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