i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Hi my name is Jim

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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hey bill!

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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brian mcgee is gay!

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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