Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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9/11

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68 :)

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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no

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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"Up to 50% off."

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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