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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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