How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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baby loves lalma

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Women's Sports

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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