- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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