Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Anti Joke

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