- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Garry Glitters on here

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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