- Anti Joke

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."