Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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No it isn't.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Woman's rights

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Anti Joke

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