- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Where is my tractor?

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Two women were sitting quietly.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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