What is big and white, not the moon CC

i love huge wieners.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Guess what? No.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Hey

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

No. Yes.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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