why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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The penn state football administration

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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You just won the game...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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