What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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