What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

Sorry boss

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

marshal sterio had sex

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

The Irish man was sober.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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