A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Women.

A black guy with his family.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Anti Joke

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