Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Where is my tractor?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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baby loves lalma

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Which one is hardest?

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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