What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Woman's rights

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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