A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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I saw a shovel once.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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