Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Matty B

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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