- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Knock Knock Come in

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Hey

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A black guy with his family.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

don't look behind you

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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