What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

69, hahaha

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

69

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Woman's Rights.

I'm a like whore

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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