What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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minecraft

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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