Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Anti Joke

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