Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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