- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

marshal sterio had sex

The Irish man was sober.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Society.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Matt Damon

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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