What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Potato.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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