Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Garry Glitters on here

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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