Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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