Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Canada

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Women's Sports

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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