Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Guess what? No.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Knock Knock Come in

Obama

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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