What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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