- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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