- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

ugh good riddance

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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