- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

hey bill!

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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