A child with cancer grows up.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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So. The gays. ...

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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