- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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