A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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