Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

hey bill!

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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