- Anti Joke

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

No it isn't.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Civil Rights.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Where's my shotgun

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

9/11/2001

nine...eleven

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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