What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

So. The gays. ...

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Nice weather we're having.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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