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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

We didnt star the fire ...........

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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