what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Halo < COD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Nobody cares.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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knock knock go away ok

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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