Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Sonic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Where's my shotgun

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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