- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Women.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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