What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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guess what what? nothing.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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