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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Poop

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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brian mcgee is gay!

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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