baby loves lalma

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Halo < COD

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

What abou three times

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

There's no "i" in tim.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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