- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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