Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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