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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Christians pornstars.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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