- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Woman's rights.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

No it isn't.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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