nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Knock knock What

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Enchilada

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