What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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