- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dear Board of education, so are we.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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