-When is a door not a door? -Never

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Blarg

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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