- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

brian mcgee is gay!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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