- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

guess what what? nothing.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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