- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What's dead? Your mum.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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