What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Gabe Mercado

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

i eat poop

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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