- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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