- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Your social life

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Women's rights

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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