Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

I saw a shovel once.

Looks through the peephole.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

hey bill!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What is Earth made out of? Earth

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

My mom caught me masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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