What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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