- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Woman's rights

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Hippopatomous!

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

i eat poop

Where's my shotgun

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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