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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Nothing yet CC

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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