Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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