whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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