- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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