- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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