Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Society.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Smart Blondes

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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