Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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