the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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9/11

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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