What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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No it isn't.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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