- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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