What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Anti Joke

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