- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's 1+1? 4.

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