- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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