- Anti Joke

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

your a towel.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.