What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Obama

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Knock Knock Come in

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Women.

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don't look behind you

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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