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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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