a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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knock knock go away ok

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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