How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's a small person? A midget

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Nobody cares.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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