- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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