What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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