What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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So. The gays. ...

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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