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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

God bless America, and no where else.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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