- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

No. Yes.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Nothing yet CC

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Can you see this brett? Connor

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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