- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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