- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

your a towel.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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