- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

a man walks into horse bar

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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