Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

9/11

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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