Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Period Blood

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Anti Joke

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