- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

fack me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Women.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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