- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What did the clock say? The time.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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