Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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hey bill!

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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whats brown? poop.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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