What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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¿melano?

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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