why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Poop

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Ha

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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