What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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you will now laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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