Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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9/11

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Thanks

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Nice weather we're having.

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Anti Joke

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