Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Your mother is a man.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Facebook...

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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The penn state football administration

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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