Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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fack me!

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Obama

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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No. Yes.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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