How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Alt F4

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Black People.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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