- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

knock, knock. come in.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

A seal walks into a club.

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