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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

George Bush.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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