What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

My butt!!!!!!!!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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