How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Penis

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Society.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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