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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

George Bush.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Guess what? No.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

i love huge wieners.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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