Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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