Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

We didnt star the fire ...........

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

thumb_up thumb_down -52

fabien

thumb_up thumb_down -56

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

thumb_up thumb_down +63

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What's a small person? A midget

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

haha, you're an orphan

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

thumb_up thumb_down +45

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Ms. Smoot's class

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops