- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Knock Knock Come in

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Obama

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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