- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

knock, knock. come in.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Are you a human?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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