B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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