what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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So. The gays. ...

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minecraft

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Nice weather we're having.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Dislike this

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Are you a human?

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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