When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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