What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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