- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

a man walks into horse bar

i love huge wieners.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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