Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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you will now laugh.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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The Irish man was sober.

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knock knock go away ok

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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