How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Video Games

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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The penn state football administration

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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You just won the game...

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your a towel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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