- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did I get raped

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

hi. thats what she said.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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