- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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