A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Black People.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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