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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Canada

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

black people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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