- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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