- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

nine...eleven

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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