What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Obama

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Women.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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