Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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minecraft

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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