There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Enchilada

I have a crush on my dad.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Sonic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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