A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Dick spice

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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