What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Video Games

Why? Because!

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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