What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Christians pornstars.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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you will now laugh.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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