How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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So. The gays. ...

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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