Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

guess what chicken butt

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