Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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brian mcgee is gay!

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God is real

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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