How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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