- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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