Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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