- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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I saw a shovel once.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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