Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Civil Rights.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Sonic

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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