- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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