A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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I saw a shovel once.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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69

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guess what what? nothing.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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