A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Obama

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

fack me!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

No. Yes.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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