What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Facebook...

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Blarg

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Enchilada

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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