OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

George Bush.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Guess what? No.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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