- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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