There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Hi my name is Jim

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

God bless America, and no where else.

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