- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

hey bill!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What is 2+2? 4!

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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