what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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