- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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