"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

There's no "i" in tim.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Potato.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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