Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Poop

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

hey bill!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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