What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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your a towel.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Civil Rights.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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