A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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fack me!

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A child with cancer grows up.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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