A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Society.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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