- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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