Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Romney 2012

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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