Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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minecraft

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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