Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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The Irish man was sober.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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