Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Sonic

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Where's my shotgun

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Canada

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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69

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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