A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Anti Joke

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