What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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