A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

thumb_up thumb_down -17

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

thumb_up thumb_down -21

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

thumb_up thumb_down -25

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -25

http://anti-joke.com/

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops