Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Anti Joke

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