What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Hippopatomous!

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#scabbers

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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