Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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