- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and white? the moon

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

alert('hiiii');

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

My mom caught me masturbating.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

whats brown? poop.

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