A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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fabien

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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you will now laugh.

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baby loves lalma

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Women's Sports

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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The Irish man was sober.

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