There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Blarg

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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