- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Guess what? No.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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