- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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