Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Ass

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

A child with cancer grows up.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Anti Joke

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