- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

No it isn't.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I have a crush on my dad.

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