Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

my mom raped yerr foot

Gadaffi

Dick spice

A fat boy walked into a party

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A jew go out of a bar

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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