whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Women's rights...

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Can you see this brett? Connor

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Nice weather we're having.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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