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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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