- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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