- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

I'm a like whore

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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