Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Nice weather we're having.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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