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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

brian mcgee is gay!

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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