- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

whats brown? poop.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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