Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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you will now laugh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Nobody cares.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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That didn't hurt.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Potato.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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