- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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