- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what is big and white? the moon

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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