Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Are you a human?

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Facebook...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Blarg

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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