- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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