A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

9/11

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Women's rights...

whats better than 24................. 25

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

A woman leaves the kitchen.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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