Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Nothing yet CC

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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