What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Christians pornstars.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Nobody cares.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Women's Sports

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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