A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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