- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Hippopatomous!

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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