What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Woman's rights

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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