How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Who has downs this joke

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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