Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Hey

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Obama

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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