who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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fabien

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Sorry boss

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you will now laugh.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What abou three times

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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