- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

That didn't hurt.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

my mom raped yerr foot

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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