- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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