- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Gadaffi

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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