- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Jared Gough is a slut

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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