- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's dead? Your mum.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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