- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

baby loves lalma

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

What abou three times

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Penis.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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