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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

George Bush.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Guess what? No.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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