what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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