- Anti Joke

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

No it isn't.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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