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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Canida

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Hi my name is Jim

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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