- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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