How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

My mom caught me masturbating.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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