What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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