What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Women's Rights

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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