I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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You just won the game...

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your a towel.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Women's Rights

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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