What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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asparagus

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nine...eleven

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What's up? A direction...

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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