I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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fabien

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Women's Sports

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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