- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Six million.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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