- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Nobody cares.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Society.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Smart Blondes

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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