- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Knock Knock Come in

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Women.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

No. Yes.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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