A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Society.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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