How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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