- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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