The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

i eat poop

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Where's my shotgun

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What's red and has wheels a red car....

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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