- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Romney 2012

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

i love huge wieners.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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