How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Woman's rights.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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