Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

I'm a like whore

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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