A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Christians pornstars.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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