what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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guess what what? nothing.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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