What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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9/11

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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