- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Six million.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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