What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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hi

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The penn state football administration

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Anti Joke

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