What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Where is my tractor?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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