- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

don't look behind you

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

A black guy with his family.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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