- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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