Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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