- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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