Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Enchilada

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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your a towel.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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nine...eleven

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Canada

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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