Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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