What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Matty B

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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