- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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