whats better than 24................. 25

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Nice weather we're having.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Are you a human?

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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