- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

I'm a like whore

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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