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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Six million.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

i eat poop

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Gabe Mercado

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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