A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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