How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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This site is easy to upload to...

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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