- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

hey bill!

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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