- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Guess what? No.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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