What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Obama

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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