- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What's dead? Your mum.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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