- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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