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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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