- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

"Up to 50% off."

ugh good riddance

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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