Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Poop

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Ha

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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