- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

why?

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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