- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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