If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Potato.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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