What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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