Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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