- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Potato

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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