- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A black guy with his family.

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