What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

your a towel.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

poop

The horse said "nay."

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

No it isn't.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Woman's rights

You just won the game...

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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