- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Six million.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

K

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??