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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

your a towel.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

The horse said "nay."

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

nine...eleven

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Women

asparagus

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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