Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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