Six million.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Hippopatomous!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Canida

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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