Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Women.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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