What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What's a small person? A midget

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What abou three times

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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