Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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you

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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hi. thats what she said.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Christians pornstars.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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