Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Dick spice

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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