Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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No it isn't.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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