How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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i eat poop

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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what is big and white? the moon

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Alt F4

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Who has downs this joke

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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