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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Six million.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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