- Anti Joke

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds