- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Nobody cares.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Women's Sports

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's dead? Your mum.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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