Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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i love huge wieners.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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