- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's 9+10=? 19

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

2 women were sitting quietly

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

womens rights to vote

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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