- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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