How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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