Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

ha.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

guess what what? nothing.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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