- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What's brown and sticky? Poo

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Women.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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