- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Penis

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Gadaffi

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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