- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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