LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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