What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Woman's rights.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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