- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Knock Knock Come in

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Women.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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