Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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baby loves lalma

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What abou three times

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Penis.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Society.

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