- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

69, hahaha

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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