do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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