Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

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