A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Poop

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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