Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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