- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

A child with cancer grows up.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Nice weather we're having.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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