The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Matt Damon

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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