what is big and white? the moon

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

whats brown? poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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