Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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68 :)

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Chuck Norris.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Thanks

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Nice weather we're having.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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