- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

Women's rights.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Guess what? No.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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