Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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