- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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