Hippopatomous!

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Woman's rights

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Six million.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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