- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Woman's Rights.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

the real mccoy

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

space is fun

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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