Where is my tractor?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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baby loves lalma

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Halo < COD

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Which one is hardest?

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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knock knock go away ok

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Women's Sports

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Where's my tractor?

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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