Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

ha.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

I grammer is gooder then yours.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

guess what what? nothing.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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