- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Hey

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??