- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

who eats pencils asians

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

guess what what? nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Good.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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