What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

whats brown? poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

thumb_up thumb_down -21

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -23

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops