How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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black people

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Gabe Mercado

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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I saw a shovel once.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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