Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Jared Gough is a slut

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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