There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Hippopatomous!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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¿melano?

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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