- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

guess what what? nothing.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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