- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

my mom raped yerr foot

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What is big and white, not the moon CC

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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