What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

9/11/2001

What's up? A direction...

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Canada

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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