- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Why did I get raped

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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