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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Can you see this brett? Connor

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

George Bush does not care about black people.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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