A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Where's my shotgun

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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I saw a shovel once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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