- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

What's dead? Your mum.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A fat boy walked into a party

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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