Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A black guy with his family.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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don't look behind you

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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