What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Nobody cares.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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