- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

black people

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

69, hahaha

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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