- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What's a small person? A midget

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Nobody cares.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Penis.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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