four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Garry Glitters on here

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