- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

i love huge wieners.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

stop it ryan vallee

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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