What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Penis.

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Penis

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Potato.

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Society.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Penis-Pump

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Women's rights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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George Bush.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Gadaffi

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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