What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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ugh good riddance

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why? Because!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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