- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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