- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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