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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Matty B

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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minecraft

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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