When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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