- Anti Joke

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21