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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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