Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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