Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Christians pornstars.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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