What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Dick spice

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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