- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Knock knock Come In.......

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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