- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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