- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Nothing yet CC

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Ha

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??