- Anti Joke

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.