Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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a man walks into horse bar

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Anti Joke

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