lick my ballsack.... ok

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Canida

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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