Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

what is big and white? the moon

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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