- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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