- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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