Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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fabien

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Sorry boss

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you will now laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Women's Sports

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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