Gadaffi

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Hey

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Guess what? No.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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