- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

I have a crush on my dad.

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