- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

guess what what? nothing.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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