A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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minecraft

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Matty B

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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