People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Obama

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Women's rights...

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Penis jokes.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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