- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Whats funnier than 24? 25

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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