Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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ha.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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