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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Matty B

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Women Voting

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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no

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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