- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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