- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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