- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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