What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why?

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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