What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Cows go moo.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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