Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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