- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Penis

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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