what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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