The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Poop

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

thumb_up thumb_down -17

My mom caught me masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

thumb_up thumb_down -19

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops