- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Cows go moo.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Romney 2012

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

i love huge wieners.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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