What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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