- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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