Chuck norris survived rapture.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Canada

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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