Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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