What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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