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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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My mom caught me masturbating.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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