Women's Rights

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Hippopatomous!

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Canida

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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