- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

George Bush does not care about black people.

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