What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

fack me!

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Ass

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

No. Yes.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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