What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

PUDDING

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Kim Kardashian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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