- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Jared Gough is a slut

What's funnier than poop? More poop

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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