Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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maddie latino

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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what is big and white? the moon

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69, hahaha

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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