What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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No. Yes.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Garry Glitters on here

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9/11

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Nothing yet CC

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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