How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Nothing yet CC

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Anti Joke

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