Potato.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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