- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Period Blood

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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