Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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whats better than 24................. 25

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

So. The gays. ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Nice weather we're having.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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