What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a like whore

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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