A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why? Because!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Woman's rights.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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