guess what what? nothing.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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