Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Six million.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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i eat poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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