What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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