- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

stop it ryan vallee

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Nothing yet CC

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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