Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

No. Yes.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Ass

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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68 :)

Chuck Norris.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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