A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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