Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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baby loves lalma

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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