- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A jew go out of a bar

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Knock Knock Come in

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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