Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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