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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

don't look behind you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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