How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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baby loves lalma

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What abou three times

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Penis.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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knock knock go away ok

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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