Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Ass

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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