A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why did I get raped

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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fabien

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Which one is hardest?

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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