Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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