- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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