What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Matty B

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Jared Gough is a slut

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Women Voting

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club...

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

no

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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