Hippopatomous!

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Gabe Mercado

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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