WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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