why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

baby loves lalma

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Halo < COD

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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