What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What's red and has wheels a red car....

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

guess what what? nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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