- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Women

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

your a towel.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Gabe Mercado

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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