what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Where is my tractor?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Penis

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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