- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Cows go moo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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