if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

what is big and white? the moon

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did I get raped

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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