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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

guess what what? nothing.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

I'm a like whore

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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