Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

George Bush does not care about black people.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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