A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

guess what what? nothing.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Looks through the peephole.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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