Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

George Bush.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A jew go out of a bar

Hey

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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