What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

I have a crush on my dad.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Six million.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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