- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Nothing yet CC

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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