Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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9/11

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Republicans

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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