: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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