The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Christians pornstars.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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