- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Poop

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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