What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Nice weather we're having.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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