why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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