Woman's rights

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Where's my shotgun

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

i eat poop

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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