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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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