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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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knock knock go away ok

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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