Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Women's rights...

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Period Blood

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Anti Joke

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