- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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