- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Hi my name is Jim

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

guess what what? nothing.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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