Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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you will now laugh.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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knock knock go away ok

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Penis-Pump

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