- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Woman's rights.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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