- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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