- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Nothing yet CC

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Can you see this brett? Connor

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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