What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How do magnets work?

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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9/11/2001

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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