What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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