- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

69, hahaha

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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