- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

a man walks into horse bar

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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