- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

brian mcgee is gay!

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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