- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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