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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

guess what what? nothing.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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