- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Cows go moo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

i love huge wieners.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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