- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a crush on my dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

It says so on your cap.

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