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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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