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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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