- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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