- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

ballsack

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Looks through the peephole.

I'm a like whore

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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