- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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