- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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