what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Nobody cares.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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That didn't hurt.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Potato.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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