- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

GINGER PEOPLE

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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