Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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