I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Ass

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Nothing yet CC

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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9/11

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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