- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Hi Shelby!!

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Period Blood

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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