Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Your social life

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Anti Joke

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