Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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