Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Canada

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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