What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Obama

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Women's rights...

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Penis jokes.

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69

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Period Blood

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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