Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Where is my tractor?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What abou three times

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Nobody cares.

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Women's Sports

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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