Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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The Bible

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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