- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Can you see this brett? Connor

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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