what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Paper shield.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Women's rights.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Two english guys meet at work

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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