How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Time flies like a banana.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

poop

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

thumb_up thumb_down -23

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

thumb_up thumb_down -25

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops