- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Hi my name is Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

guess what what? nothing.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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