What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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