Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

fack me!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

No. Yes.

Ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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