What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Halo < COD

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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96

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Potato.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Penis-Pump

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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