- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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