Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Women's Sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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