Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Your mom

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

how did the little girl die cancer

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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