Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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69, hahaha

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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