Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Ass

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Period Blood

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

9/11

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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