as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Ass

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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