What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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nine...eleven

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What's up? A direction...

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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guess what what? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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