What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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gay rights

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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