Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Christians pornstars.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Where is my tractor?

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Sorry boss

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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