What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

I have a crush on my dad.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Six million.

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