- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

whats brown? poop.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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