Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Canada

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Women's Sports

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Smart Blondes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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