How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

what do you call a black man named mike

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Republicans

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

9/11

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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