Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

guess what what? nothing.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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