- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Women's Sports

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Smart Blondes

Waseem is not a funny guy!

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Women's rights

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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