- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Nothing yet CC

9/11

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Can you see this brett? Connor

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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