Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Gadaffi

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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