what's red and blue? your heart

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Anti Joke

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