Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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