- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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feces

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

"Up to 50% off."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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