Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Hippopatomous!

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¿melano?

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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