- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

whats better than 24................. 25

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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