two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Sorry boss

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Penis

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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