a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

what is big and white? the moon

guess what what? nothing.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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