Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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