Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Potato.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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