Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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