What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Ryan Chang is funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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