- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Nothing yet CC

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Anti Joke

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