Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Alt F4

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Men's rights.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Your mom

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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