- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

a man walks into a bar it hurt

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Women

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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