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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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