a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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9/11

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Period Blood

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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