- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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