why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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you

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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