what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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guess what what? nothing.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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