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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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