Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Period Blood

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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