A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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