- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

don't look behind you

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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