A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Ass

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Ha

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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