An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Hippopatomous!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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¿melano?

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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