Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why did I get raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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