- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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