Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Penis.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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