- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Guess what? No.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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