I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Woman's rights.

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Facebook...

Knock knock What

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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