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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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