There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

That didn't hurt.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Women's rights

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

George Bush.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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