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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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guess what chicken butt

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Matty B

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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