Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Woman's Rights.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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I'm a like whore

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Anti Joke

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