a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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