How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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George Bush.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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