Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

your a towel.

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