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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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69, hahaha

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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God is real

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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