Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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guess what what? nothing.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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