How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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