- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Jared Gough is a slut

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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