- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Penis-Pump

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Gadaffi

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

A fat boy walked into a party

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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