Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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"Up to 50% off."

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no

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why? Because!

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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The Bible

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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You just won the game...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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