How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hippopatomous!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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