What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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ugh good riddance

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Anti Joke

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