What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Gabe Mercado

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How do magnets work?

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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9/11/2001

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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