Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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