A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Where's my shotgun

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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