- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

The Irish man was sober.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Cows go moo.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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