Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

ha.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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