How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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i eat poop

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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maddie latino

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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