- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

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