Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Potato.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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