What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What's dead? Your mum.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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