What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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