What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Woman's rights.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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your a towel.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Women's Rights

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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asparagus

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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