Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Women's rights

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Gadaffi

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

George Bush.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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