whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Woman's rights.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Enchilada

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

nine...eleven

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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