Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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