Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Jared Gough is a slut

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Women Voting

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Woman's rights.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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