- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

-When is a door not a door? -Never

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Women Voting

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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