- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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