Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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