What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Where's my shotgun

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How do magnets work?

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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ha.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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