I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Woman's rights.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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