You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

baby loves lalma

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Women's Sports

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

The Irish man was sober.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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