Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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