- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

whats better than 24................. 25

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

So. The gays. ...

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

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