- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Penis

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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