- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Women's Rights

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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