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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Chuck Norris.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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