- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Christians pornstars.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Halo < COD

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

knock knock go away ok

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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