baby loves lalma

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Women's Sports

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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That didn't hurt.

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Cows go moo.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Women's rights

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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