Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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whats brown? poop.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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