Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Knock knock What

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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