Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Matty B

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Knock knock What

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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