nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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