- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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