- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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