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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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I'm a like whore

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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