What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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