what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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baby loves lalma

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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That didn't hurt.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Potato.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Cows go moo.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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