Barack Obama

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

YOLO

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Civil Rights.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Enchilada

Women's Rights

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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