- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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