- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did I get raped

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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