- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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