What did the man do with his bread He ate it

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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