Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Gadaffi

Dick spice

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

my mom raped yerr foot

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

A fat boy walked into a party

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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