why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

9/11

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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