Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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No. Yes.

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