What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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space is fun

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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