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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

69, hahaha

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

guess what what? nothing.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

I'm a like whore

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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