Can you see this brett? Connor

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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