A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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