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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Woman's Rights.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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