- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

There's no "i" in tim.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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