Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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