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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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whats brown? poop.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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