What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Ass

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Ha

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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