A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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