Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A jew go out of a bar

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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