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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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you will now laugh.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Women's Sports

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Your social life

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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