Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Women Voting

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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