Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I have a crush on my dad.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Woman's rights

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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