- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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