Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How did th-A fridge.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Gadaffi

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Dick spice

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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