[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Women

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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