- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

your a towel.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Civil Rights.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Ryan Chang is funny.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

nine...eleven

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Women

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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