What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Guess what? No.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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