Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

your a towel.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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