- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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