Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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