What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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fabien

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Canada

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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