Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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