- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

im a selling a car

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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