Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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like for a handjob.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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