Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Hey

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A jew go out of a bar

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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