- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dead? Your mum.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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