I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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