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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

your a towel.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Six million.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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