- Anti Joke

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Nice weather we're having.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

ugh good riddance

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

"Up to 50% off."

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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