Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Gabe Mercado

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What's up? A direction...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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guess what what? nothing.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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