What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Penis jokes.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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