- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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