your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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what is big and white? the moon

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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