- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

I have a crush on my dad.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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