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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Where is my tractor?

Halo < COD

baby loves lalma

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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