A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Nothing yet CC

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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