- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A jew go out of a bar

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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