-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Women Voting

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Blarg

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Woman's rights.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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