Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Penis jokes.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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