Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Cows go moo.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Your social life

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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