Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

guess what what? nothing.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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