There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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baby loves lalma

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