Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Cows go moo.

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Women's rights

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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