There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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democracy

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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The Irish man was sober.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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