Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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