What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

9/11/2001

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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