w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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whats brown? poop.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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