You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Take my wife- to the store.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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