Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Guess what? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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