- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Women's Rights

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Ryan Chang is funny.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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