How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

You just won the game...

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What's 9+10=? 19

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Take my wife- to the store.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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