why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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