Knock Knock. Come in.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Dick spice

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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