Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Anti Joke

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