Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Hi

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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