Black Veil Brides.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

The Irish man was sober.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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