What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Where is my tractor?

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Canada

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Women's Sports

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Women's football

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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