What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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