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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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You just won the game...

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What's 9+10=? 19

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Blarg

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Facebook...

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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