- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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