How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

OBAMA

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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