Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Anti Joke

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