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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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