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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

brian mcgee is gay!

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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