- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

a retard lost...

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

what is stupid and reading this you

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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