How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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i love huge wieners.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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stop it ryan vallee

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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hey.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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