Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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