What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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