My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Women's rights.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Obama

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