Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Guess what? No.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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i love huge wieners.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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