- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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