- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Betty Whites ALIVE?

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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