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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

hi. thats what she said.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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