What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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