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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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