Black Veil Brides.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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