- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Knock knock What

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Woman's rights.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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