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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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