How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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who eats pencils asians

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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