- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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