What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Anti Joke

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