What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Civil Rights.

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nine...eleven

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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asparagus

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Women

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Where's my shotgun

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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