Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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