How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Jared Gough is a slut

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Women Voting

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Woman's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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