What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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