What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

guess what what? nothing.

what is big and white? the moon

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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