What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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