How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Chicken

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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