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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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