Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

thumb_up thumb_down -72

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

thumb_up thumb_down +49

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

you know what hurts.... PAIN

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's dead? Your mum.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The Irish man was sober.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +33

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops