- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Penis-Pump

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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