have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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