Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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George Bush.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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