- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

math test 2=2

Women's Rights.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Canada

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Penis.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Black Veil Brides.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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