Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Pickles

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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knock knock

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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1234 5

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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