What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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