What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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maddie latino

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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