why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Women

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

K

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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