What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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