Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Poop

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Anti Joke

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