Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Women's Rights

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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