What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Women Voting

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Knock knock Come In.......

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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