- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

baby loves lalma

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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