A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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i love huge wieners.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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don't look behind you

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Guess what? No.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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