A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

How old is victor? Old

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

poop

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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