An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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