Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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