the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

baby loves lalma

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Women's Sports

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

That didn't hurt.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Cows go moo.

Women's rights

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Knock Knock. Come in.

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