- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

lick my ballsack.... ok

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Rock mattress.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

what is big and white? the moon

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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