How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Unflushed Shit...

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Women's rights.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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