What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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