Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Black Veil Brides.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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democracy

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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The Irish man was sober.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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