What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Hey

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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