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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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