What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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you

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Black People.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Where is my tractor?

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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