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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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