An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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alston wang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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