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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Are you a human?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips