Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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a retard lost...

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Canada

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Women's football

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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