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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

i love huge wieners.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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