Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

George Bush.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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