What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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The penn state football administration

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hi

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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9/11/2001

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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