What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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hey.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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9/11

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Period Blood

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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