Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Anti Joke

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