What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

guess what what? nothing.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Poop

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Who has downs this joke

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Hi

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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