Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Penis jokes.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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