- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Ass

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Nothing yet CC

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Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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