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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Sorry boss

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Potato.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Women's sports

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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