Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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