I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Hey

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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George Bush.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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