Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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