What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Where's my shotgun

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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9/11/2001

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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How do magnets work?

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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