Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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knock knock go away ok

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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