how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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