- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Hippopatomous!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

black people

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Gabe Mercado

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??