What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Where's my shotgun

How do magnets work?

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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