Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Women's Sports

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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There's no "i" in tim.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Penis

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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