What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Where is my tractor?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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baby loves lalma

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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