- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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