- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

God is real

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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