A man with no legs walks into a bar.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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