Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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