- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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