- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Women

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Woman's rights

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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