- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

I have a crush on my dad.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Ryan Chang is funny.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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