A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Hippopatomous!

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Chicken

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Where's my shotgun

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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