- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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