What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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