- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Christians pornstars.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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