what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

feces

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Where's my tractor?

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

gay rights

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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