A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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