Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Chuck Norris.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Matty B

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

I'm going to Re-write History... History

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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