A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Woman's rights

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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