- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Matt Damon

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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