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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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