what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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no

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Anti Joke

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