- Anti Joke

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Women's rights...

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana