What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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