A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Comment is abusive and has been removed.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Where is my tractor?

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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