- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Unflushed Shit...

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

whats 2+2? 4

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

stop it ryan vallee

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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