Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Women Voting

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Barack Obama

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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