Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Thanks

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Nice weather we're having.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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ugh good riddance

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