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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Does this napkin chloroform?

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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