- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

George Bush.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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