- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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