A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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monkey sponge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Alt F4

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Hey, Max!!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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a retard lost...

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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