Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

don't look behind you

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Period Blood

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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