Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Women's rights...

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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A Banana wrote this...

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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