what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

My mom caught me masturbating.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

a retard lost...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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