Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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