- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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