What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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