- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

The Irish man was sober.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What's dead? Your mum.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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