Two women were sitting quietly.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Black Veil Brides.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

marshal sterio had sex

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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