What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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George Bush.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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i love huge wieners.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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stop it ryan vallee

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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