- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Nobody cares.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

A blind man walks into a bar

What's dead? Your mum.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

That didn't hurt.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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