A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Dislike this

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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