Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Nobody cares.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Women's Sports

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Cows go moo.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Your social life

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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