Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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