Chuck Norris watches TV.

ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your momma so fat she's fat

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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