Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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