- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

NEVER

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

WNBA

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

I like pom

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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