Where's my shotgun

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

lick my ballsack.... ok

Rock mattress.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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