babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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i eat poop

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Gabe Mercado

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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