Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Woman's rights.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Women's Rights

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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