- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Looks through the peephole.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

God is real

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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