I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Black People.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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