A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Woman's rights.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Knock knock What

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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