Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

like for a handjob.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

No. Yes.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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