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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

69, hahaha

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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