Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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