- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

No. Yes.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Period Blood

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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