- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman's rights.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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