What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Christians pornstars.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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