A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Cows go moo.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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my mom raped yerr foot

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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