Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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whats brown? poop.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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