Women

nine...eleven

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Where's my shotgun

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Knock Knock Come in

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

ha.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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