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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Gadaffi

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Guess what? No.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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