Romney 2012

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

stop it ryan vallee

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

i love huge wieners.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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