Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

your a towel.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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