Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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poop

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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