- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Cows go moo.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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