- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

like for a handjob.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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