the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Sorry boss

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

haha, you're an orphan

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Nobody cares.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

knock knock go away ok

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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