I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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