Poop

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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