Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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