Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Where is my tractor?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Penis.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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