That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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don't look behind you

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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