What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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