Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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who eats pencils asians

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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ha.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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