- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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