Where is my tractor?

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What's a small person? A midget

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

24!

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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