A baby seal walks into a club...

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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This site is easy to upload to...

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im a selling a car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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your a towel.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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