Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Where's my tractor?

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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