- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Women

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Woman's rights

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Where's my shotgun

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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