- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Knock Knock Come in

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Guess what? No.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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