How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Your social life

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Cows go moo.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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