- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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