Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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