Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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