Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Gadaffi

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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