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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

guess what what? nothing.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

God is real

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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