- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

George Bush.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

stop it ryan vallee

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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