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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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