- Anti Joke

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Where's my shotgun

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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