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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

A fat boy walked into a party

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

A black guy with his family.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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