What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Canada

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Women's Sports

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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