- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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