- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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