babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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guess what what? nothing.

what is big and white? the moon

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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