- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

The Bible

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Enchilada

I have a crush on my dad.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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