Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Nice weather we're having.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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ugh good riddance

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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