A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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