What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Guess what? No.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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