- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Where's my shotgun

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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