what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

matty russel are you on here

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

memes

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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