- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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