what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Garry Glitters on here

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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