Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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That didn't hurt.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Your social life

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Cows go moo.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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