What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Society.

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Women's rights

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Gadaffi

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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George Bush.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Dick spice

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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