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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Who has downs this joke

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Anti Joke

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