- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

how did the little girl die cancer

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