What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Women Voting

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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