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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Guess what? No.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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