- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

whats better than 24................. 25

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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