you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Women's rights

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Your social life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Dick spice

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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