- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Penis

There's no "i" in tim.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Gadaffi

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

George Bush.

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