Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Barack Obama

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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poop

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Woman's rights.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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