- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

No. Yes.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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