- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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