A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

space is fun

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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