Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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69, hahaha

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Poop

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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