Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Christians pornstars.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Halo < COD

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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