A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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