- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

That didn't hurt.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Society.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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