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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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