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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Knock Knock Come in

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Guess what? No.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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