- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat boy walked into a party

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Guess what? No.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

No. Yes.

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