Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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a man walks into horse bar

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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