A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

like for a handjob.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

don't look behind you

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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