Dani barton= lovely

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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penis

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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ha.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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