Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Ass

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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