- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Woman's rights.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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