Canada

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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The Irish man was sober.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Your social life

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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