Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Penis.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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marshal sterio had sex

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Gadaffi

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