Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Woman's rights

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Hippopatomous!

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Hi my name is Jim

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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