- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Ass

No. Yes.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

don't look behind you

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

9/11

Period Blood

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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