Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What's 9+10=? 19

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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