- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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