What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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