- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Black People.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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