whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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That didn't hurt.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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George Bush.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Anti Joke

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