What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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guess what what? nothing.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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