What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Where is my tractor?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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baby loves lalma

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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That didn't hurt.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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