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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Knock Knock Come in

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9/11/2001

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Women

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How do magnets work?

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Canida

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Canada

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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