- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Women's Rights

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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