Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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