- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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