- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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