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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

George Bush does not care about black people.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Jared Gough is a slut

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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