- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

you know what hurts.... PAIN

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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