What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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