how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Your mom

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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fabien

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