- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Jared Gough is a slut

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Nice weather we're having.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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