- Anti Joke

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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