- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Guess what? No.

hey.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A black guy with his family.

9/11

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

whats better than 24................. 25

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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