A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Ass

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No. Yes.

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don't look behind you

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Period Blood

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9/11

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Ha

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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