- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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