A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Penis-Pump

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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