- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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