- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Hi my name is Jim

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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