- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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