- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

A black guy with his family.

hey.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

don't look behind you

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Can you see this brett? Connor

Penis jokes.

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