A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Romney 2012

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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stop it ryan vallee

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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