Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Canada

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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