YOLO

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Women's Rights

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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