what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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