How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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baby loves lalma

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Women's Sports

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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