- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Matt Damon

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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