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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

ha.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

whats the best thing about polio...death

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Good.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

hey bill!

What looks like a dick? A penis

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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