Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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fabien

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Penis-Pump

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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