Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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