- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

guess what what? nothing.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

brian mcgee is gay!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

God is real

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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