Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Nothing yet CC

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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gay rights

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Where's my tractor?

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Vagina-Boob

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