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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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