- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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