whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Where is my tractor?

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Nobody cares.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Women's Sports

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