- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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