imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Penis jokes.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Womens Rights.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Poop

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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