Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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knock knock go away ok

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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