Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Canada

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Women's Sports

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Smart Blondes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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