- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

A: Knock knock. B: <>

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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