- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You just won the game...

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

9/11/2001

How do magnets work?

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??