A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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