- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

my mom raped yerr foot

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

A fat boy walked into a party

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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