Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Women

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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