- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

I have a crush on my dad.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Woman's rights

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

The horse said "nay."

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Six million.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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