girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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