- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Where's my shotgun

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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