A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Cows go moo.

Women's rights

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

oh hiya come in

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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