why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Where's my tractor?

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Matty B

Chuck Norris.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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