Where's my tractor?

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Vagina-Boob

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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alert("The Game");//

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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"Up to 50% off."

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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