What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Six million.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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