- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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