Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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9/11/2001

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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How do magnets work?

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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guess what what? nothing.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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