How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Halo < COD

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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