Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

don't look behind you

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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