What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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fabien

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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you will now laugh.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

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