You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Matty B

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Knock knock What

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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