What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Ha

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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im a selling a car

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"Up to 50% off."

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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no

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Matty B

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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