Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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