- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Guess what? No.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Knock Knock Come in

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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