What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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I'm a like whore

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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