- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Jared Gough is a slut

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it