What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Nothing yet CC

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

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