Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Where is my tractor?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Women's Sports

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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