want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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knock knock go away ok

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Cows go moo.

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Women's rights

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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