what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ass

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Garry Glitters on here

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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