roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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No. Yes.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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don't look behind you

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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