roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Where is my tractor?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Nobody cares.

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Women's Sports

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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knock knock go away ok

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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