- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

YOLO

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Women's Rights

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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