Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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like for a handjob.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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