- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

The Irish man was sober.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Cows go moo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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