- Anti Joke

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

No it isn't.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

The Bible

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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