Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

George Bush.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why was Timmy sad?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Gadaffi

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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