- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

black people

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Gabe Mercado

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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