- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

69, hahaha

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

God is real

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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