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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

lick my ballsack.... ok

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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