- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

matty russel are you on here

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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