How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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baby loves lalma

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Smart Blondes

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Women's rights

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

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