- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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