- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Women's Rights

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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