- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Nice weather we're having.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

ugh good riddance

"Up to 50% off."

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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