how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Woman's rights.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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