- Anti Joke

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Chicken

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!