whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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fabien

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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