That didn't hurt.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Potato.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Gadaffi

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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