What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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9/11/2001

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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