Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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