- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Ryan Chang is funny.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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