how did the little girl die cancer

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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baby loves lalma

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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