- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Nothing yet CC

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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