- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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