Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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maddie latino

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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