Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Six million.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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