- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What is big and white, not the moon CC

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Guess what? No.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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