- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

George Bush.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Dick spice

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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