- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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