- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Woman's rights.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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