A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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