- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what is big and white? the moon

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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