What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Poop

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Women Voting

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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The 19th Amendment

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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