What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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The penn state football administration

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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your a towel.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Enchilada

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Six million.

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