- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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