- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

9/11

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Woman's rights.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

The Bible

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Knock knock What

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??