- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

brian mcgee is gay!

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

whats brown? poop.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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