- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

PUDDING

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Knock Knock. Go away!

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Hellen Keller

I have no ideas.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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