- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

brian mcgee is gay!

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Chuck norris survived rapture.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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