- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

stop it ryan vallee

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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