What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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maddie latino

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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guess what what? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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