Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

9/11/2001

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Canida

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

what is big and white? the moon

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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