What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Where's my tractor?

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Matty B

Chuck Norris.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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