Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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