What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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