9/11/2001

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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