man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Women

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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