Japan called... They need help.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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minced oaths

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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potatoes

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