- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

like for a handjob.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

No. Yes.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Period Blood

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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