- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

I have a crush on my dad.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

MICHAEL

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Hippopatomous!

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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