Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

You just won the game...

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Women's Rights

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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