what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Women Voting

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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