- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Cows go moo.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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