- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock go away ok

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

The Irish man was sober.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Your social life

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Matt Damon

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??