What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Halo < COD

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you will now laugh.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Penis

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There's no "i" in tim.

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That didn't hurt.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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