A child with cancer grows up.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Matty B

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

"Up to 50% off."

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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