There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

A woman comes at the doctor.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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