What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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How do magnets work?

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Where's my shotgun

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Woman's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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