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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Ryan Chang is funny.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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