Six million.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How do magnets work?

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

i eat poop

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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