Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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9/11/2001

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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