- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Women's Sports

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

knock knock go away ok

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

There's no "i" in tim.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Women's rights

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Your social life

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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