- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Knock knock Come In.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

I have a crush on my dad.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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