A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Women

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Wats a joke?

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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