A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Where's my shotgun

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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