The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Nobody cares.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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