Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Your mom

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

fabien

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Where is my tractor?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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