A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Ass

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don't look behind you

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Period Blood

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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