Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Woman's Rights.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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you

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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