Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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knock knock

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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