Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Anti jokes.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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