Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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