why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Nothing yet CC

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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