knock knock go away ok

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Women's rights

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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oh hiya come in

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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