- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Two women were sitting quietly.

Penis.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

The Irish man was sober.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

marshal sterio had sex

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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