Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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YOLO

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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