Vagina-Boob

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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