- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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