Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

A jew go out of a bar

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A black guy with his family.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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