Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Canada

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What abou three times

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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