If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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George Bush.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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stop it ryan vallee

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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like for a handjob.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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