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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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