- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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