- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

You just won the game...

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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