Why was Timmy sad?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

my mom raped yerr foot

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

A fat boy walked into a party

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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