Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Nothing yet CC

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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