What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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what is big and white? the moon

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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