- Anti Joke

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Whats9+10 19

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

kennah campion... being nice

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

PUDDING

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

I have no ideas.

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