- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Can you see this brett? Connor

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

9/11

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Chuck Norris.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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