A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Cows go moo.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Gadaffi

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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