What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Gabe Mercado

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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