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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

ha.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

69, hahaha

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Looks through the peephole.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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