What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Woman's rights

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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The horse said "nay."

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Six million.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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