what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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