so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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God is real

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Anti Joke

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