why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Nothing yet CC

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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gay rights

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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