What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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9/11

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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