Jared Gough is a slut

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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