Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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MICHAEL

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your a towel.

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You just won the game...

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Anti Joke

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