- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

like for a handjob.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

No. Yes.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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