Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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asparagus

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What's up? A direction...

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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How do magnets work?

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Anti Joke

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