- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

stop it ryan vallee

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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