- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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