Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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"Up to 50% off."

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Knock knock What

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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