how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Canada

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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