- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Jared Gough is a slut

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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