this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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ugh good riddance

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no

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Where's my tractor?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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