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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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