Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Nothing yet CC

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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