What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Women

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Where's my shotgun

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Knock Knock Come in

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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