- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Where's my tractor?

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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