(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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