How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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You just won the game...

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Anti Joke

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