Gadaffi

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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like for a handjob.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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