What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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