Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Teen pregnancy

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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