Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Anti Joke

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