- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Can you see this brett? Connor

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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