A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Woman's Rights.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Anti Joke

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