I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Women's Rights

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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