Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Cows go moo.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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