What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Jared Gough is a slut

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A seal walks into a club.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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