- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Can you see this brett? Connor

feces

Where's my tractor?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

gay rights

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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