A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

don't look behind you

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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