Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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"Up to 50% off."

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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