What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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God is real

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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