- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

feces

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Jared Gough is a slut

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

"Up to 50% off."

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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