whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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