Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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fabien

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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you will now laugh.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Women's Sports

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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