- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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