Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Nothing yet CC

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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