- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Looks through the peephole.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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