How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Sonic

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Hippopatomous!

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Hi my name is Jim

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How do magnets work?

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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