why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

stop it ryan vallee

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Nothing yet CC

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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