- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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