- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Looks through the peephole.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

God is real

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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