Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How do magnets work?

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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