whats white and gooy liguid goop

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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69, hahaha

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Anti Joke

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