An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Vagina-Boob

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Where's my tractor?

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no

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Jared Gough is a slut

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ugh good riddance

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