Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Women Voting

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Knock knock Come In.......

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

I have a crush on my dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...