- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Garry Glitters on here

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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