- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why was Timmy sad?

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

stop it ryan vallee

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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