Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A black guy with his family.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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don't look behind you

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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