- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

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