- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Your mom

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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