- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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