- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Dear Board of education, so are we.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

im a selling a car

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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