What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Where's my tractor?

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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