Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Vagina-Boob

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Do you need any assistance?

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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