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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Hi my name is Jim

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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