- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Where's my tractor?

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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