Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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