I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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The Bible

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You just won the game...

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Woman's rights.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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