A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Women

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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