What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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MICHAEL

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Women

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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