Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Hi Shelby!!

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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