A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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guess what what? nothing.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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69, hahaha

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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