So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Looks through the peephole.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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