Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

what do you call a black man named mike

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Women's rights...

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Jared Gough is a slut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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