A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Anti jokes.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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