- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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