- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Woman's rights

The horse said "nay."

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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