why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Looks through the peephole.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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69, hahaha

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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