- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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