- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's no "i" in tim.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Cows go moo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Gadaffi

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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