- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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