Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Matt Damon

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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George Bush.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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