- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Woman's rights

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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