Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Anti Joke

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