A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

9/11

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Chuck Norris.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Matty B

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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