- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was Timmy sad?

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Gadaffi

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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