Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Blonde Entrepeneurs

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

No. Yes.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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