A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Gabe Mercado

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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