What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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ballsack

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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