what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A jew go out of a bar

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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