Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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