What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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No. Yes.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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