- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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