this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock knock What

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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