Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Women

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Hippopatomous!

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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i eat poop

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Gabe Mercado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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