How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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ha.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Looks through the peephole.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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