- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's no "i" in tim.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Women's rights

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

oh hiya come in

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why was Timmy sad?

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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