Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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