- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Women's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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