- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why was Timmy sad?

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

stop it ryan vallee

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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