Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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