- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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