- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

Chuck Norris watches TV.

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

the WNBA

Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

I am Skaldak!

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

y momma so fat that she's heavy

a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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