Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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4/20.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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