Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Darude - Sandstorm

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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