whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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I am Skaldak!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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4/20.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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The Holocaust.

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