What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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I'm not here.

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4/20.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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The Holocaust.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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