Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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the WNBA

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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The Holocaust.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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