A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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4/20.

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The Holocaust.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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