Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

The Holocaust.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

Chuck Norris watches TV.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

y momma so fat that she's heavy

What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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