- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

Darude - Sandstorm

roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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