A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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