- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

A man walks into an anti Joke.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

Your momma so fat she's fat

Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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