What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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