Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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