what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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the WNBA

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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