A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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the WNBA

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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I am Skaldak!

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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