Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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