- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Chuck Norris.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Where's my tractor?

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Anti jokes.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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