- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Japan called... They need help.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Where's my tractor?

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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