A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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No. Yes.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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