why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Chuck Norris.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Matty B

Women's rights...

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

guess what chicken butt

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...