Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Hey

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

George Bush.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ass

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Guess what? No.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

gay rights

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

knock knock

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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