- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Nothing yet CC

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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