- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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