Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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