When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Potato.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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