- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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