Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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a retard lost...

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Women's Sports

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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