Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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*you're

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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