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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

you will now laugh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

There's no "i" in tim.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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