- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Looks through the peephole.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Alt F4

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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