- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

George Bush.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Dick spice

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Guess what? No.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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