What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

How do magnets work?

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Women

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

what is big and white? the moon

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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