- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Woman's rights.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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