- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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