- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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