Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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