What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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