where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Woman's rights.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOLO

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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