- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

stop it ryan vallee

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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