Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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hey.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Nothing yet CC

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Nice weather we're having.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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