Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

math test 2=2

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Women's Sports

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

The Irish man was sober.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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