Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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