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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Halo < COD

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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