What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Women

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Where's my shotgun

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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i eat poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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