- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

The Bible

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Knock knock What

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Women's Rights

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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