viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

don't look behind you

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Frown is a four letter word.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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