What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

George Bush.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

i love huge wieners.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

don't look behind you

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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