- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the child step on a ball?

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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