Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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baby loves lalma

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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That didn't hurt.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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