what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Gabe Mercado

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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