- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

who is awesome? no one...

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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