- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Hippopatomous!

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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