Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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democracy

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Japan called... They need help.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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