- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock knock What

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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