No it isn't.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Women's Rights

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

i eat poop

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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