I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Halo < COD

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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knock knock go away ok

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Black Veil Brides.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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