- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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