What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Knock knock Come In.......

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Women Voting

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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