Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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