Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was Timmy sad?

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

my mom raped yerr foot

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A fat boy walked into a party

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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