what is stupid and reading this you

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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