Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Ha

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Vagina-Boob

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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