Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

im a selling a car

Jared Gough is a slut

"Up to 50% off."

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Where's my tractor?

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why? Because!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Knock knock What

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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