So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Women's rights...

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Do you need any assistance?

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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