roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Where is my tractor?

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Women's Sports

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That didn't hurt.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Anti Joke

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