How old is victor? Old

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Women's Rights

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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poop

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