- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Guess what? No.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Women.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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