- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Women's Rights

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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