how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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God is real

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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