A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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MICHAEL

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Women

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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