- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

George Bush does not care about black people.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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