What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

women's rights

No it isn't.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

i eat poop

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

poop

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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