- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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