- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's no "i" in tim.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

oh hiya come in

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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