what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Looks through the peephole.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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