Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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math test 2=2

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Women's Sports

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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