A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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