What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Japan called... They need help.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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