Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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i love huge wieners.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Ass

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Guess what? No.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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gay rights

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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knock knock

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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