Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Unflushed Shit...

Hey

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

knock knock

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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