- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Knock Knock Come in

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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