- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

knock knock

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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