what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

YOLO

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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