Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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That didn't hurt.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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