- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

"Up to 50% off."

poo poo you you doo doo too too

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

MICHAEL

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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