Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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