What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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