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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

what is big and white? the moon

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

My mom caught me masturbating.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock Knock. Come in.

i dislike sack in my mouth

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