There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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YOLO

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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poop

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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