Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Nothing yet CC

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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