What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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No it isn't.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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