- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why was Timmy sad?

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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