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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

No it isn't.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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