- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

You just won the game...

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Six million.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Woman's rights

Knock Knock Come in

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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