Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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motley crew

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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