- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

i eat poop

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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