Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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