No it isn't.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Women's Rights

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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