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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

whats brown? poop.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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