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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

a man walks into horse bar

Obama

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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