How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

George Bush.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

knock knock

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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