Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Women

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

The horse said "nay."

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Woman's rights

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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