- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

MICHAEL

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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