Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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fabien

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Penis-Pump

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