- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Anti jokes.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Barack Obama

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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