Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

what is big and white? the moon

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did I get raped

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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