Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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