What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Anti Joke

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