What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Sonic

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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