a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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