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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Woman's rights

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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