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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Women's football

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Potato.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Romney 2012

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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