What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Gabe Mercado

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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How do magnets work?

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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