There's no "i" in tim.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Dick spice

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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