A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Halo < COD

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Smart Blondes

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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The Irish man was sober.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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