What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

i dislike sack in my mouth

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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