Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Chuck Norris.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Matty B

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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