How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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This site is easy to upload to...

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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