Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

what do you call a black man named mike

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

no

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A Banana wrote this...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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