- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

A seal walks into a club.

Jared Gough is a slut

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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