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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Where's my tractor?

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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