A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Jared Gough is a slut

im a selling a car

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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