- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Guess what? No.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A jew go out of a bar

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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