Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Matty B

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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