That didn't hurt.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Women's rights

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Dick spice

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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