What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

what is stupid and reading this you

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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