- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Hippopatomous!

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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