There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

what is big and white? the moon

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Looks through the peephole.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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