Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Women's Rights

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Canida

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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what is big and white? the moon

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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