Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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