Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Hi Shelby!!

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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