- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irish man was sober.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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