Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Women

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Sonic

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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maddie latino

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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