What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

whats white and gooy liguid goop

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

69, hahaha

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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