- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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