What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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God is real

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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