A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Your mother is a man.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Women's Rights

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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