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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

MICHAEL

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Hippopatomous!

Sonic

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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