Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Black Veil Brides.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Smart Blondes

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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