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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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