- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

what do you call a black man named mike

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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