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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Chuck Norris.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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