hi

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Take my wife- to the store.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

lick my ballsack.... ok

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

i eat poop

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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