- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Womens Rights.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Matty B

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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