Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Women's football

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Penis.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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