The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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