- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Knock knock Come In.......

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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