What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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