A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

You just won the game...

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

9/11/2001

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

How do magnets work?

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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