Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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