How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

your a towel.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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