- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Knock Knock. Come in.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why was Timmy sad?

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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