- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

i eat poop

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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