Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

What abou three times

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Penis.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Penis-Pump

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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