Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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knock knock

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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