Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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