The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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