- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Penis.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

The Irish man was sober.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

democracy

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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