A fat boy walked into a party

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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