- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Knock Knock Come in

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

How do magnets work?

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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