- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Women's rights...

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Knock, knock. Come in.......

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Poop

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Can you see this brett? Connor

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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