- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Women's rights...

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Can you see this brett? Connor

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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