whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Women's football

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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The Holocaust

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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