A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Women's rights

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What's dead? Your mum.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Dick spice

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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