- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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