- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

gay rights

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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