What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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oh hiya come in

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Anti Joke

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