Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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no

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Do you need any assistance?

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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