Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what do you call a black man named mike

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

no

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A Banana wrote this...

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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