- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

You just won the game...

The Bible

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Woman's rights.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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