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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Looks through the peephole.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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69, hahaha

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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