what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Hi my name is Jim

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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How do magnets work?

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Anti Joke

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