- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why did the child step on a ball?

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

i love huge wieners.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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