Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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