alert("The Game");//

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Women's rights...

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

guess what chicken butt

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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