- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Hippopatomous!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Chicken

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

monkey sponge

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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