- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Women's Sports

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Cows go moo.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Your social life

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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