Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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don't look behind you

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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