What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Women's rights...

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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