- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

haha, you're an orphan

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Womens' rights.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Nobody cares.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

knock knock go away ok

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Penis

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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