What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Society.

Cows go moo.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Gadaffi

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How much did the Holla Cost?

The Charlotte bobcats.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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