- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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