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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Canida

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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K

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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