- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

i dislike sack in my mouth

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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