- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

what is big and white? the moon

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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