- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do magnets work?

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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