- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Looks through the peephole.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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