- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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