Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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