- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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