- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

what is big and white? the moon

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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