- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Women's rights...

Chuck Norris.

Matty B

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!