you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Where's my shotgun

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

I grammer is gooder then yours.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

alert('hiiii');

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Looks through the peephole.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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