- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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