- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

There's no "i" in tim.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Nah

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Women's rights

Cows go moo.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Knock Knock. Come in.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Gadaffi

I have no ideas.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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