- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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