You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Knock Knock Come in

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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i eat poop

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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