- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Japan called... They need help.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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