What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Good.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Anti Joke

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