- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What is next?

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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