What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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