Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

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