- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

don't look behind you

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Poop

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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