- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

you

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Knock Knock. Come in.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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