- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Where's my shotgun

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Canida

How do magnets work?

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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