Blonde Entrepeneurs

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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