- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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