- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't look behind you

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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