- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

A seal walks into a club.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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