- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

George Bush.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Guess what? No.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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