How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Penis.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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democracy

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Matt Damon

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Gadaffi

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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