An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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A black guy with his family.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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9/11

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Womens Rights.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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