Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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