What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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