Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Gabe Mercado

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Canida

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maddie latino

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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69

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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ha.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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