- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

what is big and white? the moon

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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