Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A fat boy walked into a party

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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