- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

feces

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Women's rights...

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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