Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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