Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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poop

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Woman's rights.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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