A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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