how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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baby loves lalma

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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