How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Anti jokes.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why? Because!

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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