- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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