Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Woman's rights.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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