What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Halo < COD

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