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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

what is big and white? the moon

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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