- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Chuck Norris.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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