- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Knock knock What

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Women's Rights

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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