Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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who is awesome? no one...

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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