- Anti Joke

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Woman's rights.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!