What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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