Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Gadaffi

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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