Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Can you see this brett? Connor

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

what do you call a black man named mike

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

alert("The Game");//

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Matty B

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Chuck Norris.

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