what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

what do you call a black man named mike

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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