Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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