what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Nothing yet CC

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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gay rights

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Vagina-Boob

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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