whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Sonic

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Anti Joke

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