What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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fabien

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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you will now laugh.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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