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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What abou three times

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Penis.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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