a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Ryan Chang is funny.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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