- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Halo < COD

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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