How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

what do you call a black man named mike

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

A Banana wrote this...

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

alert("The Game");//

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Knock knock What

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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