whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Jared Gough is a slut

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

A seal walks into a club.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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