A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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maddie latino

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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69, hahaha

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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