Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Where's my shotgun

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Canida

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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