How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Women's rights...

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Chuck Norris.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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