Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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