- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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