How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Rock mattress.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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