You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Your social life

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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