- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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