Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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