What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Anti Joke

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