- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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