solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Sonic

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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