What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Where's my tractor?

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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gay rights

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Do you need any assistance?

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