- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Matt Damon

Gadaffi

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Romney 2012

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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