- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

"Up to 50% off."

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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