- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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