A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

like for a handjob.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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