- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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