No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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anne hatthaway

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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