- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

don't look behind you

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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