roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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hey

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like for a handjob.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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