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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Matty B

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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