How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Woman's rights.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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