Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

lick my ballsack.... ok

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

what is big and white? the moon

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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