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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Where's my tractor?

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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