- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Jared Gough is a slut

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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