- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why was Timmy sad?

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