- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

The Irish man was sober.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Smart Blondes

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Your social life

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Women's rights

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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