- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A jew go out of a bar

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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