i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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who eats pencils asians

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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