Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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