- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

You just won the game...

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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