How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Poop

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Anti Joke

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