I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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maddie latino

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Good.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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God is real

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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what is stupid and reading this you

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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you

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Your mom

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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