Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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oh hiya come in

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Gadaffi

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Why was Timmy sad?

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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stop it ryan vallee

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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