A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

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