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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A Banana wrote this...

Woman's rights.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

My name is never spelt right so its all good

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