Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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don't look behind you

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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knock knock

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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