- Anti Joke

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Banana wrote this...

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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