Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Canida

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Anti Joke

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