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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

No. Yes.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Hi Shelby!!

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Vagina-Boob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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