whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Women's rights...

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