- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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