What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Roses are red Violets are penis

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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