The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Penis.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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knock knock go away ok

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Penis-Pump

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Gadaffi

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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