When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Penis.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Smart Blondes

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Black Veil Brides.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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