the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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