what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Barack Obama

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Women's Rights

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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