What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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don't look behind you

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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