What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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