- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

69, hahaha

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

You smell bad? Cool.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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