- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

i eat poop

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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