- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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