- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

No it isn't.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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