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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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