- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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