- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Smart Blondes

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Potato.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Romney 2012

Knock knock runs away laughing

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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