What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

How do magnets work?

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Women

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Where's my shotgun

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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