Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Hey

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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George Bush.

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i love huge wieners.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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gay rights

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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