- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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