- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

A jew go out of a bar

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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