What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Where's my shotgun

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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How do magnets work?

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Canida

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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