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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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alert("The Game");//

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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