- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why? Because!

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

MICHAEL

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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