- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Take my wife- to the store.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

lick my ballsack.... ok

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