2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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