- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Halo < COD

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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