Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Ass

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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