A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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ha.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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