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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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you

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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