whats better than 24................. 25

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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