- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

hi. thats what she said.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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