What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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knock knock

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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