- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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