Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Women's Rights

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

poop

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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