What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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