How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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penis hehehehe

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math test 2=2

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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