- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Your mom

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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