Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Woman's rights.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

YOLO

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

K

lick my ballsack.... ok

Anti Joke

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