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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

what do you call a black man named mike

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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