- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

George Bush.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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