R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Your mother is a man.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How old is victor? Old

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Women's Rights

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Anti Joke

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