- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Ryan Chang is funny.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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