- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Women

Take my wife- to the store.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Women's Rights

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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