- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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