- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

George Bush.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Ass

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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