Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

knock knock

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Woman's rights.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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