- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

i eat poop

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

who eats pencils asians

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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