What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why was Timmy sad?

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Obama

stop it ryan vallee

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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