A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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