- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Vagina-Boob

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

ugh good riddance

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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