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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Gabe Mercado

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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