Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

No it isn't.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

women's rights

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

i eat poop

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Women's Rights

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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