If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Obama-Care

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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