- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

what is big and white? the moon

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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