Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Smart Blondes

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Your social life

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Matt Damon

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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oh hiya come in

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Gadaffi

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Anti Joke

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