Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

A fat boy walked into a party

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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