- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

George Bush.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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