A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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