- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Ryan Chang is funny.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do magnets work?

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

lick my ballsack.... ok

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