- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Knock knock Come In.......

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Women's Rights

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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