- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

i eat poop

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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