What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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