A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

what is big and white? the moon

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock Knock. Come in.

i dislike sack in my mouth

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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