What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

George Bush.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

gay rights

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Guess what? No.

knock knock

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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