Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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The Bible

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Homework.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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