How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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penis hehehehe

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math test 2=2

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Anti Joke

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