How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Guess what? No.

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