- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Knock knock Who's there My dick

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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