And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Gabe Mercado

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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