- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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