What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Anti jokes.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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