whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Women Voting

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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How do magnets work?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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