what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

what do you call a black man named mike

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

no

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

A Banana wrote this...

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Woman's rights.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

My name is never spelt right so its all good

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