What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did I get raped

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Knock Knock. Come in.

i dislike sack in my mouth

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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