I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Women's Rights

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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