Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

The Bible

You just won the game...

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Women

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

How do magnets work?

A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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