I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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