What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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God is real

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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you

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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