- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Hippopatomous!

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Good.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

alert('hiiii');

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??