How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Black Veil Brides.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Japan called... They need help.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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