Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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im a selling a car

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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