Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock Knock. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

i dislike sack in my mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

thumb_up thumb_down -50

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

thumb_up thumb_down +49

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What abou three times

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops