- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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