Women's football

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Penis-Pump

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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