When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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