A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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gay rights

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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