Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Knock Knock Come in

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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like for a handjob.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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hey.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Women's rights...

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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