- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

guess what chicken butt

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Ryan Chang is funny.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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