Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

knock knock

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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