What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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don't look behind you

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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