- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Where's my tractor?

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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