Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Roses are red Violets are penis

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

what is stupid and reading this you

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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