Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Penis.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Gadaffi

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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