- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

A jew go out of a bar

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Guess what? No.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

stop it ryan vallee

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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