What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Woman's Rights.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Whats 0+0 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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