- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

i eat poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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