- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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