- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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