This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

MICHAEL

The Bible

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Enchilada

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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