If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

guess what what? nothing.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

God is real

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Anti Joke

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