THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Matty B

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Chuck Norris.

Women's rights...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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