What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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whats really hot the sun

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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hi

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Women

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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