- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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