- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Guess what? No.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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