Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

The Bible

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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