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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

whats brown? poop.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

who farted your mother

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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