- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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