why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What abou three times

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Penis.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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democracy

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Gadaffi

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