- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Can you see this brett? Connor

what do you call a black man named mike

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Chuck Norris.

Matty B

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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