what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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