A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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69, hahaha

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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ballsack

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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