- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Woman's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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