- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

who farted your mother

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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