- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Black Veil Brides.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

George Bush.

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