Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Your life That's the joke

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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minced oaths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Anne Frank.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Obama

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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