- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

my mom raped yerr foot

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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