Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Barack Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Ryan Chang is funny.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Woman's rights

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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