Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Jared Gough is a slut

Knock knock What

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Barack Obama

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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