Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Women's Sports

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There's no "i" in tim.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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