What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Canada

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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