Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Vagina-Boob

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guess what chicken butt

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What is next?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti jokes.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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