- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

i dislike sack in my mouth

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What abou three times

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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