the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Knock knock What

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Women's Rights

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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