- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

guess what chicken butt

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Sonic

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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