roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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gay rights

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Matty B

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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