- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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