What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Your social life

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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