Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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ha.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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God is real

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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