Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What abou three times

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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