Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Nobody cares.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Women's Sports

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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