Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Penis

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Society.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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