"Up to 50% off."

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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