- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why was Timmy sad?

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What's brown and sticky? Poo

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

like for a handjob.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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