- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Your mom

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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