What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Ha

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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guess what chicken butt

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Vagina-Boob

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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