Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How do magnets work?

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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