- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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