- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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