A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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i eat poop

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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