Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Poop

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Matty B

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Chuck Norris.

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alert("The Game");//

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Women's rights...

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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