How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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How do magnets work?

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Hi

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