- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

what is big and white? the moon

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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