Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Ha

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A seal walks into a club.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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no

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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