- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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