Can you see this brett? Connor

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

what do you call a black man named mike

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Matty B

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Women's rights...

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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