- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

baby loves lalma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Women's football

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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