- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

knock knock

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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