Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

lick my ballsack.... ok

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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