- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Guess what? No.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Garry Glitters on here

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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