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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Men's rights.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why did I get raped

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you

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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