- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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