- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

How did th-A fridge.

George Bush.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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