- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Men's rights.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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