What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

"Up to 50% off."

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Jared Gough is a slut

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Knock knock What

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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