Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Where is my tractor?

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Nobody cares.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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