What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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