Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Six million.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How do magnets work?

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Knock Knock Come in

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Where's my shotgun

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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