- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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