Jared Gough is a slut

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why? Because!

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

MICHAEL

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Anti Joke

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