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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

You smell bad? Cool.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

God is real

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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