Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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YOLO

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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