Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Six million.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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