If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Looks through the peephole.

guess what what? nothing.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

God is real

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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