- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Why? Because!

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

i eat poop

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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