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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

my mom raped yerr foot

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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