- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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