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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

No it isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road?