I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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