- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A jew go out of a bar

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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