Looks through the peephole.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Men's rights.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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who farted your mother

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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