Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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