Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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