What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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like for a handjob.

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hey

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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