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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

lick my ballsack.... ok

i eat poop

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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