- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Pickles

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Guess what? No.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??