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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Gabe Mercado

Canida

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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