- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Chuck Norris.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

"Up to 50% off."

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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