When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Knock Knock Come in

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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