Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

i eat poop

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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