why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Penis-Pump

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Your social life

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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