What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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