what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Matty B

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why? Because!

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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