Woman's rights.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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