A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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The horse said "nay."

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Gabe Mercado

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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