What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What time is it? 10:58

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Ham sandwich

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Six million.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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