- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Hi Jacob You cool

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

what is big and white? the moon

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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