- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

A jew go out of a bar

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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