What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Your social life

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Dick spice

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Gadaffi

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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