- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

My mom caught me masturbating.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

i dislike sack in my mouth

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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