The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Women

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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