Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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