what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Women's rights...

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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The Bible

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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