- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

YOLO

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

The 19th Amendment

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Knock Knock Come in

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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