Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Woman's rights

The horse said "nay."

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Anti Joke

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