How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

No. Yes.

Ass

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Hi Shelby!!

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

9/11

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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