Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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no

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Where's my tractor?

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Anti jokes.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Woman's rights.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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