- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

The Bible

You just won the game...

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Women

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Six million.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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