Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Nothing yet CC

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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