- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

y momma so fat that she's heavy

Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

ur gay and this joke sucks

What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

I'm not here.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

I am Skaldak!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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