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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

The Holocaust.

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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