What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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