yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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I'm not here.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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