What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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4/20.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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I am Skaldak!

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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