Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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I am Skaldak!

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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the WNBA

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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