Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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