What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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