Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Where's my tractor?

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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