Ryan Chang is funny.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Where's my shotgun

Women's rights.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

i eat poop

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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