- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Where's my tractor?

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Woman's rights.

Barack Obama

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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