Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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MICHAEL

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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