What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Chicken

lick my ballsack.... ok

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What is black but also yellow? A song.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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