how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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fabien

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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you will now laugh.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Anti Joke

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