- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

The horse said "nay."

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

i eat poop

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