roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Pickles

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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