2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Looks through the peephole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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God is real

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Your mom

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Anti Joke

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