- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

ugh good riddance

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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