What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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alert("The Game");//

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Do you need any assistance?

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Vagina-Boob

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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im a selling a car

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What is next?

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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