there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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The WNBA.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Men's rights.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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