- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What is the difference between a duck?

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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