- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Women's rights...

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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