- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

lick my ballsack.... ok

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

maddie latino

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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