What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Hi Shelby!!

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

don't look behind you

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Can you see this brett? Connor

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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