What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

God is real

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Your mom

We didnt star the fire ...........

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

http://anti-joke.com/

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...