- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

The Holocaust

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Penis-Pump

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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