Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

A woman comes at the doctor.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Looks through the peephole.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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