Cows go moo.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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I have no ideas.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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