- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why? Because!

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Barack Obama

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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