- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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