if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Men's rights.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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math test 2=2

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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