Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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whats really hot the sun

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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