Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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i eat poop

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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who eats pencils asians

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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alert('hiiii');

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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