Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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women

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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"Up to 50% off."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why? Because!

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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whats really hot the sun

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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