How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

How do magnets work?

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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