How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Gadaffi

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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