Knock knock Who's there My dick

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Men's rights.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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