Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Chicken

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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