- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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