What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Women's rights...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Knock knock What

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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guess what chicken butt

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im a selling a car

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What is next?

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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