- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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