Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

"Up to 50% off."

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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