A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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