- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Women's football

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Black Veil Brides.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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