Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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