There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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