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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

"Up to 50% off."

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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