how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Where's my shotgun

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Hi Jacob You cool

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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