Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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