Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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gay rights

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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feces

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Vagina-Boob

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Anti Joke

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