What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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don't look behind you

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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