whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

The 19th Amendment

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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