- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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