- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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