- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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