- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Women's football

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

oh hiya come in

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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