When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Looks through the peephole.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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ballsack

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God is real

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Alt F4

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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you

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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