Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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