- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

hey.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Gestapo.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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