- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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