- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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