A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Gadaffi

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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