A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Women's rights

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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