- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

irish wristwatch JLR

Cold camel scrotum.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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