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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Vagina-Boob

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Poop

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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