What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Gadaffi

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Pickles

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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