- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

ugh good riddance

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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