Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Women

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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The horse said "nay."

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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