what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Woman's rights

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The horse said "nay."

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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maddie latino

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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