Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Women's football

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Your social life

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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