How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Women's football

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Black Veil Brides.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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