- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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