Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The horse said "nay."

Woman's rights

Women

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

i eat poop

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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