Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Jake Bowar

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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