what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Women's football

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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