what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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don't look behind you

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Women's rights...

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