Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why? Because!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Woman's rights.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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The 19th Amendment

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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