What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Women's rights...

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

guess what chicken butt

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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