- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why was Timmy sad?

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

like for a handjob.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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