Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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