Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Women's rights...

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

The Bible

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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