- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

No it isn't.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Knock Knock Come in

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

i eat poop

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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