- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Looks through the peephole.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

God is real

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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