Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Penis-Pump

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Japan called... They need help.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Gadaffi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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