- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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