- Anti Joke

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society