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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Where's my tractor?

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

guess what chicken butt

"Up to 50% off."

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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