- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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