Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Where is my tractor?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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