Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

The horse said "nay."

Ryan Chang is funny.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How do magnets work?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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