"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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