- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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