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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

i eat poop

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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