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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

don't look behind you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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