Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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