Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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