The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

knock knock go away ok

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

democracy

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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