Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Nah

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Your social life

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Dick spice

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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