- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Your mom

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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