How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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hey.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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