whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Looks through the peephole.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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