why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Chicken

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Knock Knock Come in

How do magnets work?

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

lick my ballsack.... ok

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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