- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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