What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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