what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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