Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Hi

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God is real

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Men's rights.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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