- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Gestapo.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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