- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

The 19th Amendment

Woman's rights

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Six million.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

i eat poop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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