The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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