You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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ha.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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