What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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