Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The 19th Amendment

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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The Bible

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Chicken

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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