Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Knock knock What

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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