Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

The horse said "nay."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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