- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

lick my ballsack.... ok

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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