- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Women's football

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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