Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

"Up to 50% off."

guess what chicken butt

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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