Where's my tractor?

ugh good riddance

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Anti jokes.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Woman's rights.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

YOLO

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 19th Amendment

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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