- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why was Timmy sad?

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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