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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

what do you call a black man named mike

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

A Banana wrote this...

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

alert("The Game");//

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Women's rights...

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Vagina-Boob

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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