- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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