I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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