Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

poop

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

YOLO

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Six million.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Ryan Chang is funny.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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