Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

"Up to 50% off."

Jake Bowar

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Chuck Norris.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Knock knock What

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Jared Gough is a slut

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why? Because!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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