Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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i eat poop

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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