A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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9/11

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Garry Glitters on here

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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