whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Womens Rights.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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