what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Cows go moo.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why was Timmy sad?

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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