Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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ballsack

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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God is real

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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