Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gay rights

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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