Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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