Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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I like pom

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Icecream

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Anti Joke

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