- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Womens Rights.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

im a selling a car

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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