Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

i eat poop

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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