- Anti Joke

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

-When is a door not a door? -Never

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Knock knock What

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

-When is a door not a door? -Never

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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