wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Women's Sports

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Japan called... They need help.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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