A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Gabe Mercado

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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guess what what? nothing.

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69, hahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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