What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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women leaving the kitchen

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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