- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

a catholic priest and a young boy

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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