Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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