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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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