whats better than 24................. 25

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Chuck Norris.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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