What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What is next?

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

ugh good riddance

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Hey, we're both lawyers.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Knock knock What

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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