Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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