- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

don't look behind you

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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