Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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