How do magnets work?

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Looks through the peephole.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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