How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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