What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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don't look behind you

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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gay rights

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feces

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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