- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Looks through the peephole.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

ballsack

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

God is real

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

You smell bad? Cool.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Your mom

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