What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

i eat poop

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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