How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Women's rights.

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Where's my shotgun

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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i eat poop

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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