A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

thumb_up thumb_down +28

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

stop it ryan vallee

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

thumb_up thumb_down +24

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

hey

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops