How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Men's rights.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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