How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Women's football

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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