A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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i eat poop

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Anti Joke

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