Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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God is real

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Your mom

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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