Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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