Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Barack Obama

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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The Bible

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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