Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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