- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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