Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

i eat poop

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops