- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

A seal walks into a club.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Where's my tractor?

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Barack Obama

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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