- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

hey.

Gestapo.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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