how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

There's no "i" in tim.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

This statement is false.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

I had sex with my mother in law

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

angelosnyder is not gay

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

suck my dick.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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