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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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