Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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A jew go out of a bar

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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don't look behind you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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