man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Your mom

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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