What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Black Veil Brides.

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Nah

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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That didn't hurt.

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Penis-Pump

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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