What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Halo < COD

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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