Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Hi Jacob You cool

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

My mom caught me masturbating.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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