Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why? Because!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

whats really hot the sun

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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