- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

The horse said "nay."

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

who eats pencils asians

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

i eat poop

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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