Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Women's football

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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