- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

A jew go out of a bar

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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