how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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oh hiya come in

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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