- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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