- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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