What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Knock Knock Come in

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Chicken

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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