- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

i dislike sack in my mouth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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