Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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