Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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gay rights

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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