What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Knock knock What

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why? Because!

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Anti jokes.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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