Woman's Rights.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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God is real

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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you

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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