The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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How did th-A fridge.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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