What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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How do magnets work?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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ha.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Good.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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