- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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