- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

How do magnets work?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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