Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Where's my tractor?

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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