Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Women's football

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There's no "i" in tim.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

oh hiya come in

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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