Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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The 19th Amendment

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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