- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why was Timmy sad?

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

like for a handjob.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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