What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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