Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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stop it ryan vallee

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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like for a handjob.

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hey

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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